Driving down the highway in a convertible
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if there’s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a...
View ArticleA blonde at a hair dresser
A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not...
View ArticleA police officer stops a blonde for speeding
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my...
View ArticleBlonde loocking for alligator shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking....
View ArticleTwo blondes going to California
There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three...
View ArticleBlonde mother with kids to Disney Land
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said “Disney Land Left,” so the blonde turned back around and went home.
View ArticleA blonde and a brunette in an elevator
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute....
View ArticleBlonde executive
A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, “It’s idiots like you that give blondes a bad name,...
View ArticleBlondes on road trip
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town....
View ArticleDifference between a rooster and a blonde
What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde? Rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo… Blonde says any-cock-le-doo…
View ArticleShort blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so shallow a long joke wouldn’t fit.
View ArticleFailed blonde prostitute
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
View ArticleChocolate chip cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
View ArticleA blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
View ArticleA blonde tourist on airplane
A blonde tourist from the UK was on board a small two seat airplane with a gent she had met in Punta Gorda. They were flying down the coast to Naples when the pilot entertained the thought of...
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